When TVXQ eats a lemon as a punishment…
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in SHINee fanfiction
- Taemin: KEY UMMA~~
- i want banana milk~
- whats....sex?
- whats masturbating?
- im so innocent hehehe
- Key: *waves around a spatula*
- omg i love shopping and im such a DIVA
- taeminnie is my son~
- i-its not like im in love you b-babo
- minho get away from my son!
- Minho: ugh i love him but ill never tell him
- no taemin is too innocent
- help me jonghyun hyung
- help me onew hyung
- i love him key and theres nothing you can do about it
- Onew: i love chicken
- yes minho, taemin likes you back
- yes jonghyun, key likes you back
- why am i always in the middle of all this shit?
- did you say chicken?
- key are we having chicken for dinner?
- Jonghyun: key lets have sex
- god im so hot
- key, sex, now
- sex
- i love you
- sex
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
- me: well they turned into a cunt
excuse me sir could you tell me where the dresses are
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- dbsk: hey i just met you
- dbsk: and this is crazy
- dbsk: but here's my number
- dbsk: so call me maybe
- dbsk: LOL JKS SORRY YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG NUMBER, SO DON'T CALL ME NO MORE.
My cousin Is six.I was talking to him the other day and i said What do you want to be when you’re older?
He looked at me and went “A Unicorn”
And I was like “Why is that?”
“So I can stab people with my head”
